Tuesday, 29 November 2011

Evening News

Ed. Daily Newsletter 23-11-11  (still getting up to speed - hence the dating backwards...)




HSCE is an upcoming research group to be working on the Study of Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism in the United States (SVRHTUS), assisting in collecting data and educating people to the handling and prevention of domestic, native First World terrorists, ie own citizens, in a scientific and high quality fashion. This group of scientists will fall under the bureaucratic guidance and protection of none other than the secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, - the Eddie Izzard of the Bureaucracy: Janet Napolitano.
It is not the first time the U.S. government looks to its own citizens in the efforts to provide security and a healthy business climate in God’s own country. Back in 2008 the current chief of  the Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs, Cass Sunstein, published a report on the toxicology of and countermeasures against conspiracy theorists.
The report recommens cognitive infiltration of groups and forums that discuss relationships that are based on a crippled epistemology or in other words, those who form a meaningful opinion on too flimsy a basis: the stupid and un-informed.
With the formation of the Center of Excellence, it will soon be over with dissent, and thinking differently, critically and outside of the regulative norms.

Legislation is in place, so now it cannot be long before the Occupy Movement may be arrested in droves. Orwell’s police state has now just learned to walk all on its own, and soon it will terrorize every home it forces access  to without a warrant in reference to this or that anti-terror legislation, making preventive arrests with the same regard for human rights and common good manners as Chucky with a pair of scissors.

And if you try to hide, Mother WILL find you using one of these.




HOLY NEWS !!!

Yes - yes, my trusted reader! YOU are in for a treat. After a hibernative state of mind, being and so on for the last 8 months or so, Magpie News presents a daily newsletter, compliments of our news room in coorporation with 4Nv1l / nutspot.blogspot.com, where will find these letters - and more - (presented in danish).
So, - on with it - and may I just poignantly add; Happy Reading and remember - noone can repress your humoristic attitude... At least not yet...



Daily News (ed. 24-11-11)


Syria

So, what happens in Syria? Does anybody know anything? F.y.i the Americans have been asked to return back home. And a new humanitarian no-fly zone is underway in Syria. Good luck, Syria.
Some say there’s alreaday civil War in Syria, as others claim the disturbances to be the western security forces flogging a mood. I know nothing. Still others predict Syria to be the next country in line to receive NATO’s humanitarian aid.



Wonder if the true message in this entertainment show would be
A picture says more than 1000 words about

What do you mean, that marine animals didn’t crawl on land as part of the evolution? 


P.S Remember, this newsletter is also available – in danish – here!






Thursday, 7 April 2011

¤Happy - as a Hippo¤



Greetings, Cosmic Children of the Universe! Of course YOU are all aware that the Matter, of which you are Organically Designed, is a remnant of Star Dust – connected to ALL the Infinite Space around you.
SO :) let me ask You;
Are YOU an Indigo too? And what does it mean to be Star Born?






#You DON’T need me to tell you that. Tsk – get to the point, E.#

Still, albeit our Star-like quality some of us seem ‘askew’… Out of place… Somewhat, human but … different… You know? Like a nagging sensation that at times creeps in on you, - that something is –
OUT OF ORDER.
As when our alien in K-Pax eats the entire banana, - no peeling.
And you watch – thinking - ?? – But, still, he is just eating a banana, and who am I to judge if a banana tastes even better WITH the skin?

SO. And this is my point, - - ‘If YOU think you are an Alien – then – Maybe you ARE’.



In fact - logically, it would follow my first point about our original material, that INDEED YOU ARE! An ALIEN!

No no no. Not to me, - or any of the THOUSANDS of fragmented meetings, fleeing passing’s of other humanoids such as yourself that you encounter EVERY day.

But you ARE. From another perspective; YOU are a cosmological species currently be-named Homo sapiens.



                                                                                        

There are certain criteria that have to be in place, if you want to apply this term to your avatar-projection in daily life.
Do’s and don’ts, frames of REFERENCE to your CV, - if you will.

For example, even though you have the actual ability to travel by the speed of light – or sound even – stick with using the public designated transport units; car, bus, train, plane and the likes.

Or you have a special craving – all of a sudden. Well, as long as you suppress your natural urge and preference of eating – say - everything on a stick, - you won’t stand too much out. Also, we can – here on Earth recommend the various food-stores for supply.




Yes yes, it may not even remotely look, taste or even sound like food. But, earthlings tend to get a little worked up around aliens eating the tincan too…

And of course; Please? Do not eat us? … yet? - I mean, us humanoids. 
We are not yet ripe. 
Give us another millennia and post-pone any (re-)negotiations till that point in time-space-Earth-location.






He he … Now, go forth and - … ¤ Bring Douglas Adams into your Lives! ¤


E.M.

Wednesday, 30 March 2011

ARE we Waking UP ?

I must admit, - I sure hope so. . . If only we ALL no - not KNOW, - but UNDERSTAND.... REALIZE ... What we truly ARE.... What we are actually capable of...

YOU are . . . An eternal spark of Light! Of LIFE! Of the LOVE that is LIFE in this Universe.
Yes yes. I know - I mean it - I DO know how this looks on the virtual paper that is this blog.
But I tell you, my brother & sister, it is so. I am not pulling your leg.
If you have any idea how AMAZING you are! Yes - YOU - reading this blog - it is YOU I am talking to!
You are . . . Filled to the brim with pure potential of doing Magical things in this World.
And I know how UNUSUAL this must be - reading such - - what exactly? Romantic Idealism? Unrealistic Spiritual mumbo jumbo? Superstition? Make-Believe? A way with the Fairies? What? What are you actually thinking, when reading this? ... What do you 'tell' yourself - if only un-/sub-consciously every single day that you are? ... A mere mortal set here on Earth to --- ? What? Work 2/3'ds of you LIFE in an endless cycle of 'things to do - places to go'? ... Is that all this is to you? .... A Self Righteous Morbid SERIOUS JOKE?...

Please, - - open your eyes. Just a little bit. Okay, just one eye then. No, -wait!!! Don't close it yet! Please!
If only for a SECOND - are YOU able to if not KNOW, REALIZE, or even BELIEVE - - can you at least IMAGINE that you are so much more than an advanced mammal?

Can you?

¤ Have a Splendid Day ¤

WAKE UP !

¤Dear Fellow-Human, Greetings my Brother & Sister! ¤
Yes – it is YOU I'm talking to - from my Heart to Yours.
YOU who might read the following words, my Fellow Human Being
Hear YE Hear YE:

We don’t have much time left, you see. :) I write these words with a smile full of Love & Trust, that All is Right as Rain.
Yet, TIME is a luxury we no longer can expect to arrive tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after the day after that, - As it has All days before, while leading up to this one.


The Sleepers are destroying our Planet. Never before has Earth, - anno 2011, housed and cared for so many Sleeping Individuals all at one single time, as it does today, My Ladies & Gents.
And the TIME has come, where we no longer can ALLOW ourselves and each other anymore SLEEP.
The DREAM may very well be lovelier, and by far a lot prettier, than Reality may ever prove itself to be – or even become. But remember; It is ONLY a DREAM, and will always forever remain but a DREAM – an alluring ILLUSION.

The world is in constant development and transformation – WE are in constant development and transformation – there’s no news in that, - nothing sensational in stating the OBVIOUS.
Noo – the sensational new is to be found in the CONSEQUENCES of our ACTUAL CHANGES. Consequences of the CHOICES WE MAKE as we strive, drive, and push forward the Winds of Change in the “holy” name of DEVELOPMENT.



Thanks to Change it is seldom boring to witness this bastard-spawn Development, for as we all know, - development always brings News and Change along with it.
It is when Development causes a negative change, that is - a Change to the WORSE, we come to realize the nuisance and annoyingly unpleasantness that is ALSO Development.


We are all a part of this Development and Unfolding of the WHOLE that is OUR society, OUR CO-Existence HERE & NOW.
The question then becomes; HOW exactly, can the single individual contribute to the betterment of this world, if the Well-Known and Well-Defined ‘GOOD’ and ‘TRUE’ in one culture is perceived notoriously as ‘BAD’ and ‘EVIL’ by another culture? Does a commonly shared concept of ‘THE SUPERIOR GOOD’ exist, is it even imaginable? Or is it – in the end – a matter of belief and faith?



Once upon a time, TRUTH represented the Highest Potential for us Humans. Now, it is called OBJECTIVES, PLAN(S) OF ACTION, ALLIANCES, in all their twisted distorted corrupted IDEAS, IMAGININGS and (mis)CONCEPTIONS of The Good Life.

TRUTH and LOVE are devaluated on an hourly basis, their ESSENCES floating in space, completely SUSPENDED while the Materialistic Earthbound lifestyle of a Lolling Sprawling EGO is CHERISHED and WORSHIPPED with all its PERFORMANCES and ACHIEVEMENTS, its VICTORIES, SUCCESSES, and its PROJECTS.

E G O:

Oh, I, that ought be Sensible, hallowed be My Name, My Kingdom come in My Reality as it is in My Conception. Buy Me today My daily bread, and Demand My Right, as All the Others do Theirs. Avoid all kinds of Idleness, and deliver Me from the Poor. For Mine is the Body, the Will, and the Thought till I Die forever and ever. Amen.



¤ GET DISTURBED! GET MAD! WAKE UP!
-   And have a Hilarious Day ¤

Co-writing by Eíra Meadow & 4Nv1L